Superman Cannot Legally Remove His Moustache

Published July 26th, 2017 - 01:14 GMT
This writer's attempt at the 'stache. I'm not a designer, and for good reason. (Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)
This writer's attempt at the 'stache. I'm not a designer, and for good reason. (Warner Bros. Entertainment, Inc.)

Hey, remember Justice League?

Remember how Superman’s involvement in Justice League was supposedly very hush-hush?

Well, it ain’t hush-hush no more. And Superman is bringing his Super-stache to the part.

Because Justice League is undergoing extensive (and very expensive!) reshoots (headed by Joss Whedon, director of The Avengers, following Zack Snyder’s exit due to personal tragedy), the cast is back. As in from other movies.

Such as movies like Mission: Impossible 6, where Henry Cavill has a moustache he legally can’t shave-off.

Which means that Superman is doing reshoots sporting a Supa-stach’ on his face where Batman punched him last time. It probably has a little cape and everything! (Or not.)

Depending on how much 'stache there's in this movie, this could be the most expensive in history, as Warner Bros. will have to go to its stash of money and CGI crew to remove it.

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