By Arwad Khalifeh
Somebody Ring the Alarm because Beyoncé's naked pregnancy photo shoot is on fiaaa!
And while you're at it, tell Kim Kardashian that she no longer holds the title of the "celebrity who broke the Internet;" Queen B ranks first as of last Wednesday.
Since Bey channelled the Virgin of Guadalupe in her Instagram post, here's something else she can do Kim-style: baptize her precious twins in Jesus's homeland: Palestine/Israel.
In 2015, Kim jetted off to Israel with her husband, rapper Kanye West, and their daughter North, where they had her baptized at a 12th-century Armenian Apostolic Church.
"It was such a beautiful experience for my family to have North baptized in Jerusalem," Kim told People Magazine at the time.
Or even better, Queen B can do one better than the reality TV star and pick one of these beautiful churches in the Middle East to have her children baptized at.
Basilica of the Agony, Jerusalem
Church of St. Peter in Gallicantu, Jerusalem
Collegiate church of St Paul, Rabat
The Cathedral of St Vincent de Paul, Tunis
Saint Gregory Armenian Church, Beirut
Hagia Triada Greek Orthodox Church, Istanbul
Church of Saint John the Baptist, Jordan